Video: Further Insectual Drama
Okay, the insect situation in my room has just gone from Guarded to Severe in about the last 45 minutes. Their varieties have grown by significant numbers, and are often exotic in nature, and possibly...
View ArticleConversations with Strangers
My inability to understand the motivations behind typical human actions often worries me. Take conversating (not conversing) with strangers for instance. I have never understood what on God’s green...
View ArticleThat’s Soooo Gay!
The commercial tries hard to make its point, the website it advertises tries even harder. The argument being made is noble, when you use the term “gay” to describe an adverse situation, or a foolish...
View ArticleHumorous Social Encounter with Security Guard
I walk outside my building at around 4:30am to smoke a cigarette. Soon after, a young lady approaches to enter the door. Ewwwww!!!! She exclaims, drawing attention to the condom that had been slid over...
View ArticleWhy “To Catch a Predator” Revolutionized Entertainment
You may recall a post I made a little while back regarding the awesomeness of MSNBC weekend programming. Besides having since learned that I’m basically the only person on the internet who has anything...
View ArticleSummer So Far
I’m in the mood to write right now. Accordingly, I’m going to try to assemble a readable description of my summer so far. I’ll start from the beginning, right around the time I stopped posting on this...
View ArticleRev. Al Sharpton’s Blueberry Pie Promo (VIDEO)
Al Sharpton loves blueberry pie. And metaphors. Sharpton has been anchoring PoliticsNation on MSNBC for about four months now. Obviously, he’s earned his own promo. There’s no way in hell Sharpton is...
View ArticleAre Facebook Ads Really This Easy for Scammers to Abuse?
A moment ago, whilst engaged in my usual Facebook creeping routine, my eyes were drawn to one of the advertisements; as often is the case. I have long since accepted that Facebook is more aware of my...
View ArticleCould Rick Perry’s ‘Strong’ Ad be More Predictable?
Rick Perry promises war on homosexuals and religious freedom Millard Fillmore’s Bathtub I knew I had to write something about this after seeing it. However, Ed Darrell expresses the same sentiments as...
View ArticleDaily Show Moment of Zen – Mitt Romney on Music (12/7/2011)
One of my favorite parts of The Daily Show on Comedy Central is its Moment of Zen segment, where a short clip from that day’s news coverage (almost always from one of the three US cable news networks)...
View ArticleGrand Theft Auto V Facebook Ad Scam Still Running
A few days back, I posted this article about a Facebook Advertisement for a free copy of GTA V. Beware, this is ad is a scam, and it is still running on Facebook. I saw it again just a moment ago. I...
View ArticleAn Interview with Mike Strong: The Hopes, Challenges, and Zeal of a Rapper...
Money. Power. Respect. Every human yearns for that shit. Most seek to attain these intangible possessions through conventional means. Responsibility means walking the path already traveled. To choose...
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Stoner Essentials #3 – Best Scales for Weighing Weed
A nice digital scale is a must-have for any weed smoker. Most people think of scales as a product only pot dealers need, but even if you’re not in the business of selling weed, it’s wise to invest in a...
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Stoner Essentials #4 – Get Away with Smoking Weed Anywhere
Best Tools for Covering the Smell of Weed It’s been nearly half a decade since James wrote about Smoking Weed at Home and College without getting caught or smelling up your entire house or dorm. So...
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Stoner Essentials #5 – Best Ashtrays for the Weed-Friendly Household
Best Ashtrays for Weed Smokers Let’s be real, smoking weed can be a messy affair. One of the messiest parts of smoking weed is, of course, the whole ash aspect. Or “ashpect,” if you’re Sean Connery....
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A Portrait of the Modern Confederate American: A Tragicomedy
1:37 PM on a humid Southern Saturday. A stylized portrait of Robert E. Lee stares back at him as he flips open his MacBook Pro. Upon navigating to Walmart.com, he types “confedarate flag” into the...
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Stoner Essentials #6 – Smoke Weed Anywhere with these Inconspicuous Pipes
Best Pipes for Inconspicuous Smoking So as you’ve probably gathered by now, I’ve spent quite a lot of time trudging through the digital aisles of Amazon to find some awesome and inexpensive products...
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Weed Kief & You: A Love Story
The glorious bounty of delicious weed kief that a nice cannabis grinder bestows upon its owner is a good reason to start using one. It gets you high as fuck. But let’s backtrack a little bit for my...
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Seven Tips and Tricks for Grinding Weed like a Pro
Weed Grinders: Seven Essential Tips and Tricks Weed grinders are the best thing to happen to stoners since the bong. If you’ve ever found yourself without one in the midst of rolling a blunt, you know...
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MDA vs. MDMA: Similar Drugs, Different Effects
The similarity between MDA and MDMA has been a source of confusion for a generation of drug users. It’s understandable considering the two drugs share similar names and characteristics. Just the other...
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